There is a newly discovered gene, rare and recessive. However, if you or your genetic line has it, it is quick to manifest itself, sometimes as young as just a few months old. And once manifest, this gene is in full force and functional for the rest of the genetic subject's life. And although recessive, it seems to only need to be in the genetic make-up of one member of a procreative partnership to manifest in the entire line--children, grandchildren, etc. It is an aggressive recessive gene, another reason it is so rare and unknown. The gene is unmerciful... like Turrets or OCD, it manifests itself in compulsive behavior that cannot be fought or overcome--it simply must be accepted and dealt with.
Medical scientists are currently studying it in the genetic line where it has become most prominent: The Sorensen family line.
The gene's medical name: coactum glacies crepito, or in street talk: COMPULSIVE ICE CREAM GENE!!
.... And it would seem, true to the aggressive gene's nature, it has been passed on to my son!
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